Although Cooper is very different than us, he is also alike in some ways. He eats, sleeps, plays, and gets into fights. Sounds like you, right? Well, not for long. That is, unless you lick your bed before going to sleep. Whether Cooper is sleeping in his bed, on the couch, on the rug, under a blanket, or on a person, he always does one thing in common: he licks the spot he is about to sleep in. First, he'll walk in a tight circle around the spot he's going to be laying on, then he lays down, and begins his daily rituals. Usually, if he is licking a person, he'll lick their skin. If they're wearing long pants or long-sleeved shirts, he may skip his rituals. Now, to the actual ritual. He starts by performing his mandatory inspection, searching for that scrumpcious dirt, blood, and other tasty treats. He then uses his scent detectors to find the precise location of the dirt. He then takes out his bright pink vacuum cleaner to sanitize the area. He then moves to the next dirty area. Actually, he enjoys cleaning dirt spots from his specimen. When he is done and the inspection has been passed, he puts his body over his newly cleaned bed. I bet even you don't clean that well.
